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Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML


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On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML


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