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  • Town/Country : Helmond, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xuneventful : Hi, my name is Sam and I live in a little, cold but most of all boring country in Northern Europe. I'm an IT student, and I named my computer Ellie. But, I'm not crazy, my mom had me tested. I love games, the walking dead and the big bang theory. I also enjoy talking to people from all over the world, so feel free to chat me up c:

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

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