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  • Town/Country : Richmond, US
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Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44386) - you deserved it (6055)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML

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86 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Jae_Hellyun (man) - United States

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States



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