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Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML
by Deadpool434 / 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost got lucky with a girl from my course. We've been flirting since we met. After removing her top and moving downwards with my tongue, whilst moaning my name she decided to mention she has a boyfriend and that we needed to stop. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 2:44am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML
by chumman / 05/06/2014 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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