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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About xsydneyx123 : I'm Sydney. I'm 19 and in college. I'm pansexual (Pansexual is a person who is open to all members of sexual orientation) But I'm human. And I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. (:

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xsydneyx123's favorite FMLs

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (2815)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43983) - you deserved it (3199)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (2758)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41058) - you deserved it (9515)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

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