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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About xsydneyx123 : I'm Sydney. I'm 19 and in college. And I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. (:

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Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14113) - you deserved it (15857)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (8458)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (1795)

On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (1985)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 11:35am - intimacy - by YouDontSay (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML


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On 05/08/2015 at 11:44am - work - by pop, pop (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (2022)

On 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by gross - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML


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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML


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On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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