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  • Town/Country : Evansville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1138
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About xsydneyx123 : I'm Sydney. I'm a level 20 and in college. I work at a Casino. And I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. (:

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xsydneyx123's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a phone call from my boss, from the other side of the country. It seems the conference I sent him to is actually happening next week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18276) - you deserved it (6231)

On 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19210) - you deserved it (1676)

On 01/20/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by college0001 - United States (Vermont)

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML


I agree, your life sucks (20790) - you deserved it (1691)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm - misc - by Mr_Yato (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24958) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (1831)

On 01/15/2016 at 11:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (6815)

On 12/18/2015 at 9:15am - intimacy - by brokebackanus (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (1956)

On 12/09/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Jack W. - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much and it unnerves him. FML

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18836) - you deserved it (1422)

On 12/02/2015 at 7:44pm - money - by Makusu420 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (6446)

On 11/21/2015 at 1:39am - love - by same (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (7759)

On 09/04/2015 at 8:43pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (1753)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22464) - you deserved it (1890)

On 07/06/2015 at 6:51pm - health - by sydmarie98 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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