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Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54703) - you deserved it (7856)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:47pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49311) - you deserved it (3127)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100852) - you deserved it (3808)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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