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by Anonymous / 09/13/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by facebookdeception / 10/31/2014 at 12:25am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 4:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
by jgboy / 09/14/2014 at 11:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
by meltdowninrels / 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks… Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on… Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making…