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  • Town/Country : Ventura, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 192
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xochilzarate : Life sucks

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Today, I thought I had carbon monoxide poisoning because I had the symptoms and my detector was going off. I called the fire dept, they checked me, they checked my apartment. My apartment is fine; I'm just out of shape, have high blood pressure, and don't know how to work simple electronics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (9829)

On 03/04/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (430375) - you deserved it (67875)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

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