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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 314
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xocellaxo : I'm 18 and a musician!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/15/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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