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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15210
  • Number of comments : 540
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23618) - you deserved it (6858)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (2727)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (92590) - you deserved it (4680)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML


Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (7232)

On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8674) - you deserved it (27690)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (2859)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (7293)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15636) - you deserved it (31192)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25831) - you deserved it (19357)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27668) - you deserved it (2456)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML


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