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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12176
  • Number of comments : 530
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About xlord : I have travelled the world and spent millions of dollars to discover how to make the best rated FML comments. The secret is to create 173 accounts.

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xlord's favorite FMLs

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (6725)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted a poto on Facebook sowing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "Wat is tis, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, broter, and over 20 "friends" liked is comment. FML


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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML


I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (3553)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42213) - you deserved it (5982)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States



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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, during parant/taacar confarancas, ma mom told ma Camistry taacar tat I ava an intansa crus on im. Tara ara still 7 monts laft in ta scool yaar. FML


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On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday I Found Out Why Mah Doctor Told Me Not To Mix Pain Killer With Alcohol When I Was Told That Last Night I Trid To Convince A Group Of Teenage Tourist That I Was One Of The Nitwit From One Drection.. . And Then Got Miffd When They Laughd At Me . Real FML


I agree, your life sucks (17296) - you deserved it (35346)

On 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm - health - by JustSayNo - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML


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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, at karate, sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I borrowd mah looool boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity... I clickd through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicatd to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML


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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to putted the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, lyk in movies. As soon as I putted the dog down, it ran away again. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

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