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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 June 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11860
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xivoricbutterfly : Seid ihr das Essen?
Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

I'm Sarah ghoul at heart Hello I like to dance around seductively while eating a onions its my mating call. Dont question my weirdness embrass it.
Favorite TV shows: Attack on titans fo life son.Greys anatomy, Drop dead diva, Legend of Korra, Avatar the last air bender. Orange is the new black
Internet fights never win. The Perks of being a Wallflower best movie ever seriously though like Patrick is the shit his boyfriend was a dick. Im a street cred person fool...Ill beat you up unless you got the ice creams seriously ill love you forever. TEEN WOLF TEEN WOLF TEEN WOLF! The Duff was pretty good
Black butler. Best series of all time. Oh Bassy How terrifying (*.*) the third season of Black butler was awesome..Death note is bomb *Steven Universe*
I got a big bick. You read that wrong. The awkward when you read moment after awkward. Chat me up anytime I dont bite unless you want me to ;). My pretend boyfriend is calling bye.

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xivoricbutterfly's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

by mavrick127 / 09/29/2016 at 10:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 7:22am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

by Scared4Lf / 08/19/2016 at 2:10pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 10:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my phone in my jacket and my laptop in my backpack. FML

by Midion / 07/11/2016 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Transportation

Today, I sold my Christmas gift from my father on eBay as I'm so desperate for cash. It's also the day I got scammed by an eBay buyer. FML

by naive_girl / 07/03/2016 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money

Today, I was told I couldn't walk across the stage at my graduation because I owe money to lunch services. I owe 14 cents from my freshman year. FML

by AnimalWorld / 07/03/2016 at 12:57pm / United States (New York) / Money

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Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids

Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her I was at my dad's house, she clarified; she meant her husband of one year, not my actual father who has raised me for the past 25 years. Apparently, he feels "left out." FML

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

by PumaGator / 06/04/2016 at 4:39pm / Intimacy

Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic before he asked me on a date, he's pissed that I keep refusing to have sex. Apparently, he thought I was just playing hard to get and that I would eventually drop my panties like all the other slutty "religious" girls he claims to have fucked. FML

by Bethany / 05/20/2016 at 3:31pm / Germany / Intimacy

Today, I needed the toilet in the night. Walking through my pitch black house barefoot, I felt something squish beneath my heel. Thinking it was a morsel of previously dropped food, I turned on the light to clean it up. My eyes met a twitching gecko body, with a flattened, exploded head. FML

by Kakapo4Ever / 05/20/2016 at 5:01am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Animals

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Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project. My group members forgot to put my name on it. FML

by centaursTesticle / 05/18/2016 at 8:34am / United States / Work

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