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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five.… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early.… Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples.…
- Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs at 7:50. I had two suitcases,…