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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 926
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Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2292)

On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2292)

On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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