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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xZoeAmethystx : Well hello there random person I've never met! One day I will send you eargasmic songs though your radio,thus music is everything to me. My favorite bands are(in no real order)Blood on the Dancefloor(don't judge,I'm no Scene Queen so hold the attitude,dude), Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Mariiii..(not going to finish that ,I'm no Spooky kid),Jack off Jill,Snow white's poison bite,Taking back Sunday,Bowling for Soup(random I know) and Southern Death Cult(yes I know they have been done since the '80s). So yes ,I'm
a black rainbow of colours. How controversial.

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xZoeAmethystx's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

by harvdog / 10/02/2010 at 3:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous