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by Anonymous / 11/04/2015 at 1:26pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML
by Thanks a lot / 10/22/2015 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
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