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by suosi / 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids
by stitchesgirl12 / 04/07/2015 at 12:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by xXEmmaLieXx / 03/03/2015 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML
by whatjusthappened / 12/20/2013 at 3:45am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by rapunzel3416 / 08/30/2013 at 5:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
by marryinghimanyway / 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm / Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis) / Love
by walker / 07/06/2013 at 12:17am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy