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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

#20950083
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25895) - you deserved it (5892)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:00am - intimacy - by xomelodygervais (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

#4293059
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48068) - you deserved it (3202)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (35513)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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