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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML


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Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML


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Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML


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