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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2551
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About xXDubbleChic : im pretty insane! Im out of my mind because its dark and scary in there! the people in my head ar british! and i talk to them a lot. people ask why i talk to myself and i tell them that im not. I also play XBoxLIVE and HATE it wen chicks complain that their boyfriend spend more time on it then her. Learn to play! I LOVE TACOS!I can eat a whole box of Friut Bars in less than a day. I suggest u try em'
For no reason AT ALL I love Canada. Tho I'd never live there. Well I'm bisexual and think that any girl can become beautiful with a little help. Well almost. O.o
PS i made this account for myself but my cousin(scene girl with stick figure) ending up having it but she finally got her own so ya. Different person.
PSS. I LOVE YOU... even though i dont know you... :)
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xXDubbleChic's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

by Yuuucky / 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

by DogDoingScience / 09/01/2011 at 11:45am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

by socialdisease / 08/22/2011 at 11:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

by ChePow / 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

by clumbsy_at_best / 07/16/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

by Anon / 05/25/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML

by Bad Parent / 05/23/2011 at 7:58am / Kids

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML

by dubblechic / 01/18/2011 at 1:16pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

by drunkfacebookuser / 10/23/2010 at 9:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

by yogapants / 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Health

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone / 09/23/2010 at 7:01am / United States (Arizona) / Animals