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Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67831) - you deserved it (4158)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by Sleep Walking - United States (New Jersey)



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