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xTuttie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xTuttie : Live life to the fullest

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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xTuttie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49729) - you deserved it (6389)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36422) - you deserved it (3361)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States



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