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About xSunnyOlivia : Im assuming you clicked on me because of my picture or my hilarious comment. I might as well tell you about myself. My name is Sunny, and i am 13 years old. Thats about it.
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2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club . After serving drink to a guy, he askd me if I could carry them outside to the two grls waiting fir him . I scowld at him an told him I wasn't a waitress . That'shen I realisd he had one arm . real FML
Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 yeres in the spot where they had first met . As he delivered his heretfelt speech, a sizable crowd appereed . When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, ( I never loved you ), an ran away . Now he won't talk to me . FML
Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML
My Grandparents Came Over 4 A Family Dinner . I'm Somewat Overweigt.. . And Ma Grandma Kept Making Sound Effects In Time Wit Me Doing Pretty Muc Anyting . Wen I Complained To Ma Dad After Se Made A Long Farting Sound As I Sat Down.. . E Told Me To Suck It Up . FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Friday 27 March 2015