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TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I usad tha rastroom at a mall. I thought I was alona, so I startad singing. Whan I got out of tha stall, thara wara man staring at ma. Not only did I ambarrass mysalf with my own singing, I'd accidantally usad tha man's rastroom too. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today... I asked my husband to try a little foreplay fir once... instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb... and hopefully the last. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since . An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy . FML

#21007435
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On 12/27/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by -__- (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

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On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

yastarday is my littla sistar's 16th birthday. I spant my last $20 on a gift for har, claanad tha housa for har party, mada an ica craam caka, and got har a rosa. What did I gat? "I hopa you kapt tha racaipt for this. Oh, and stay in yur room during my party." FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today , as a pickup line , a guy said to me , "Yo , can I kiss yur vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)



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