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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 488
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About xPhoBiuHzZz : I live on a dairy farm in southern Louisiana and I am one of many foster children my family has adopted. I am an orphan. I like roasted peanuts and my best friend is a midget.

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