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Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23431) - you deserved it (41080)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML


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On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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