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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1352
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About xLIGHTS : I don't check back on my comments after I posted them. So don't bother replying because I only use the app.

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xLIGHTS's favorite FMLs

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

#21430717
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20051) - you deserved it (16975)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (7089)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33878) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25949) - you deserved it (22700)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27469) - you deserved it (16962)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (4670)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39241) - you deserved it (3376)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43338) - you deserved it (19617)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31762) - you deserved it (75)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

#21358080
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (9087)

On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45194) - you deserved it (3156)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25666) - you deserved it (2262)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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