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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…