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Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (2585)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

#19812720
215 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

#19812468
147 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm - kids - by Joseph N - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

#19806122
131 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
269 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
150 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
457 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
343 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

#16451078
62 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:43pm - misc - by trafficfail (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
122 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

#16437933
61 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -



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