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Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight!! I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating super heroes!! I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by notanerd - United States

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge . FML

#8776576
169 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 5:05pm - misc - by Natalie - Canada (Ontario)

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was Finally Hooking Up With A Girl I Was After Fir A Long Time.Things Got Really Hot And Heavy But She Stopped And Looked At Me Weird. She Said... ( I Can't Do It... Your Really Wet. It Looks Like Chicken Fat. ) FML

#8658617
111 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:21am - intimacy - by humiliated - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was brusing my teeten I felt a lump of someting in te corner of my mout. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food tat my tootbrus looool ad dislodged I spat it out into te sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

#8611277
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today,ile visiting in-laws, I went into tere ome office in serec of a seet of scrap paper . Instead, I found printed copies of every email an IM usband an I ad ever sent eac oter, including pictures . Higligted an annotated by is moter . fat FML

#8606853
103 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today , my friends told me , "Don't worry about yur bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on thier heads." FML

#8445794
126 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex . He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP . FML

#8246402
102 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down an watching football 4 some time I sit up an hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics looool of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. mega FML

#8080103
135 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that, if timd just right, the alarm function on mah phone can be disabld by a text message. And mah dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late 4 work. FML

#7974349
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my little sister asked me wat se would look like wen se got older . I told er tat se would probably look a lot like me . Se started to cry . fat FML

#7927518
56 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks 4 them. FML

#7925125
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, during a baskatball gama, I fall into matal chair which than dacidd to fold in, causing ma to fall to tha floor in a vary dramatic an painful fall. Whan I stood up, looool so did avaryona alsa an thay wara all clapping, including tha othar taam. FML

#7925072
63 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . My Dog Accidentally Crapped On Her Leash . When I Flicked The Leash To Get The Poo Off.. . It Went Flying . Have You Ever Had Warm Poo Hit You In The Face On A Cold Dayhen There's 6 Inche Of Snow On The Ground? I Have . FML

#7913686
90 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on Craigslist looking fir a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks fir them. FML

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88 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)



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