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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4958
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xDochx : I'm that sexy beast in the photo- a bucket of nutella. I tend to lurk in the comments, usually they're better than the fml. If I've looked at your profile multiple times, sorry, not trying to creep. I just forgot and some of the pictures are funny.....Or you said something that revealed your incredible stupidity and made me.curious as to why you are cripplingly ignorant Don't I sound lovely? :D Cats are soft. Du bist fettleibig und ich will fließend auf Deutsch sein. Leider bin ich noch nicht aber das wird bald verändern!

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xDochx's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

#20901708
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35238) - you deserved it (11795)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (6396)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter said she wantd to become a "baby name expert". I chortld, until I lookd it up. They actually exist. FML

#20896486
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34148) - you deserved it (4684)

On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

today I askd my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replid, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

#20895521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (8237)

On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (3058)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Today, at mah job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of mah students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

#20892987
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45283) - you deserved it (3427)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND REFUSED TO LET OUR 7-WEEK-OLD DAUGHTER HAVE A PACIFIER, CUZ HE DOESN'T WANT HER GROWING UP TO BE A ( WHORE. ) MEGA FML

#20891477
170 comments

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36864) - you deserved it (2494)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today I realizd that what I thought 4 years was my country's National Anthem is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (53560)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I tried to get mah golden retriever to stand in front of our church fir a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought mah dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg an began humping him. FML

#20873553
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (8975)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

TODAY, AS IF TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO END TO THE UNSPEAKABLE STUPIDITY OF THE HUMAN RACE, A PATIENT WAS BROUGHT INTO MAH HOSPITAL, NEEDING A CELLPHONE REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS. FML

#20872880
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49654) - you deserved it (3179)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I Was Asked To Dumb Myself Down So The People I Was Training Could Comprehend Wat I Was Saying. Big Fat FML

#20868484
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37284) - you deserved it (6498)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:57am - work - by Retarded (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML



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