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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
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About xDochx : I'm that sexy beast in the photo- a bucket of nutella. I tend to lurk in the comments, usually they're better than the fml. If I've looked at your profile multiple times, sorry, not trying to creep. I just forgot and some of the pictures are funny.....Or you said something that revealed your incredible stupidity and made me.curious as to why you are cripplingly ignorant Don't I sound lovely? :D Cats are soft. Du bist fettleibig und ich will fließend auf Deutsch sein. Leider bin ich noch nicht aber das wird bald verändern!

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Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33658) - you deserved it (3349)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25009) - you deserved it (5526)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (8829)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (7103)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (28178)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML


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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

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