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xBrOwNEyeCuTiEx
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (4524)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15962) - you deserved it (2711)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by Me (woman) - United States (Montana)



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