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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xBeats : Forgive your enemies, but never EVER forget their names!

I hate all these weird badges. Who the heck is jessica and why did she get married? Why is my cat by a river?

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xBeats's favorite FMLs

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43247) - you deserved it (19581)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36718) - you deserved it (5977)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47775) - you deserved it (3954)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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