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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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