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x23bzrk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About x23bzrk : my life isn't ironic or funny, it just sucks

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x23bzrk's favorite FMLs

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44179) - you deserved it (6279)

On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45714) - you deserved it (29177)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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