About wsdarrah : English Education Major. I love dogs. Umm... I really love dogs. Dogs are great. And Wendy's spicy chicken. And Harry Potter. Those are my favorite things.
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Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2015 at 3:00am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
by whovian / 12/25/2014 at 10:17am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML
by Anonymous S'wit / 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm / Portugal / Health
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by facepalm / 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah...… Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe… Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and…