Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

worldclassrager

Search for a member

worldclassrager

83Fucked!

worldclassragerworldclassrager
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10485
  • Number of comments : 7473
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

~Worldclassrager





























































Thought you may find something down here didn't you?

worldclassrager's page activity

Visits<b>rachel246</b> - 10 hours ago<b>mariathehoe</b> - 11 hours ago<b>mineller</b> - 20 hours ago<b>Brightbulb</b> - 22 hours ago<b>Marcella1016</b> - 22 hours ago<b>Jiratias</b> - yesterday at 7:04am<b>schindler12345</b> - yesterday at 5:54am<b>SOILEDIT</b> - yesterday at 12:23am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - yesterday at 9:37pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - yesterday at 8:07pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - yesterday at 2:53pm<b>koolkool994</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 8:50am<b>CliffPaul</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:53pm<b>Supernatural1234</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:13pm<b>thejellyfish</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 9:58pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:45pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:41pm<b>cmgv0924</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:01pm

Fucked!<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - yesterday at 2:08am<b>koolkool994</b> - yesterday at 2:51pm<b>salyhahaha</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:01am<b>Hyenayena</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:25pm<b>ermagherdaturdis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:28pm<b>KayDee29</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:00pm<b>lovenmybabies</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>WolfAvenge</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:02am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:48pm<b>brengonerogue</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:16pm<b>dyne808</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:21am<b>reagan_compton</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:56pm<b>carl_carl_</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 10:29pm<b>Psychotique</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 5:24pm<b>rockninja</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 3:38pm<b>killjoyx</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:00am<b>agk1999</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 10:40pm<b>FartOnMe</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:49pm

worldclassrager's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of worldclassrager's badges

worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

#21070365
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44156) - you deserved it (4225)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML

#21067820
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (7838)

On 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Sexy Rash (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

#21067583
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50167) - you deserved it (5768)

On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

#21063667
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37282) - you deserved it (6496)

On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23607) - you deserved it (40754)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

#21062817
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22277) - you deserved it (56805)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

#21062479
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (3590)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

#21061796
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40867) - you deserved it (8900)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

#21057252
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39555) - you deserved it (23178)

On 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by FUUUUCK (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

#21056453
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20642) - you deserved it (38786)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

#21056009
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (7480)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by aarong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving along when I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him, and he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill, it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42028) - you deserved it (3884)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

#21048300
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42640) - you deserved it (10802)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

#21048143
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42667) - you deserved it (5775)

On 02/02/2014 at 1:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: