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About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am left handed, a horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, & ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, a borderline cutter, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager or Nightwing on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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Today, I Was Driving Back Home With Family. I Had To Sit Quietly Fir Half An Hour, All While Pretending I Didn't Notice Sister Playing With Herself Under The Coat On Her Lap. Big Fat FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43068) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (8584)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, I got borad looking at porn. FML

#18859925
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17128) - you deserved it (35929)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12273)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND WHY HAVING SEX WITH HIM WAS LIKE TRYING TO PICK UP AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE WITH AN EMPTY PRINGLES CAN!! FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (32151)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Wit Ma Boyfriend, An We Startd To Get A Little Kinky!! He Laid Me Down Rougly On Te Bd, But I Startd To Slide Off, So I Pulld Myself Up!! In Doing So, I Managd To Knee Im In Te Nut-sack, Causing Im To Puke!! Big Fat FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31272) - you deserved it (7057)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52997) - you deserved it (6328)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walkd in on us having sex. He startd crying and ran into the bathroom where my cloths were locatd, leaving me to deal with his mother. Nakd.

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39911) - you deserved it (7541)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

mah boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried... stopped and asked... "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47552) - you deserved it (8287)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

2dayhile at a party, a cute toples woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 yeres. mega FML

#15036556
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32167) - you deserved it (6261)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Username - China

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning.

#13442397
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (3187)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today , I learnd that my apartment's walls are thin enough fir my nieghbors to hear my vibrator !! I've livd in this apartment fir three years !! I've been single and horny fir all of them !! FML

#12872328
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (13024)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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