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  • Number of visits : 9768
  • Number of comments : 7097
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am transgender, left handed, a horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, & ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, a borderline cutter, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (3894)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43152) - you deserved it (3538)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (8789)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17159) - you deserved it (36000)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37088) - you deserved it (12874)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14757) - you deserved it (33850)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33542) - you deserved it (7394)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35142) - you deserved it (2520)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53349) - you deserved it (6364)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41183) - you deserved it (28092)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41967) - you deserved it (7847)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14107) - you deserved it (53881)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48412) - you deserved it (8370)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

#15036556
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32234) - you deserved it (6269)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Username - China



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