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  • Number of visits : 10910
  • Number of comments : 7851
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am a transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I suffer from depression & low self esteem, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35255) - you deserved it (3101)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50659) - you deserved it (4023)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (12433)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (2727)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

#21287621
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41192) - you deserved it (3152)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (36920)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52246) - you deserved it (4015)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

#21285040
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38144) - you deserved it (6823)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41626) - you deserved it (18766)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

#21263953
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (5685)

On 09/23/2014 at 5:12pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42352) - you deserved it (4090)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (13916)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

#21240474
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32882) - you deserved it (14880)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)



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