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  • Number of visits : 34535
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wordgirl : I'm a word girl. I'm a bauble girl. I'm a think girl. But words are always first.

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
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I agree, your life sucks (19476) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101914) - you deserved it (6349)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)



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