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woosah

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  • Number of visits : 6452
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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woosah's favorite FMLs

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42280) - you deserved it (3247)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11781) - you deserved it (41263)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (8380)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16672) - you deserved it (12562)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36379) - you deserved it (5603)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40828) - you deserved it (10079)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38448) - you deserved it (2823)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36998) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16280) - you deserved it (32591)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36644) - you deserved it (3550)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (9979)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35213) - you deserved it (7156)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

#18883527
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9611) - you deserved it (22078)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm - health - by cheerymama (woman) - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (3371)

On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya



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