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by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
by Ouchies / 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by mattttbob / 02/04/2012 at 5:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by cheerymama / 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…