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by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
by 97 / 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
by Ouchies / 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by mattttbob / 02/04/2012 at 5:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by cheerymama / 01/22/2012 at 7:49pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture…