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by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by disgusted / 09/18/2012 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by steve / 09/05/2012 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by magicman / 07/04/2012 at 5:04am / United States / Health
by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 10:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Rick / 05/22/2012 at 7:02am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…