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by BobRyder / 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by husbands addiction / 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML
by BigBlue / 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by CurtisWogan / 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by are you kidding me? / 03/10/2014 at 4:22am / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
by Ms. Piggy / 03/02/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML
by BakedBat / 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
by thisismyawkwardface / 02/19/2014 at 2:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by gaiakirkland / 02/15/2014 at 6:18am / Italy (Lombardia) / Health
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 11:36am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there… Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying… Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for…