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Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML
by Badhairday / 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by what / 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
by imalosertho / 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
by blanknameisblank / 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
by Holyguacamoly / 05/27/2014 at 7:15am / Iceland / Animals
by romancocks / 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by loserman / 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by stickyservice / 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Work
by HeyTherexxx / 04/20/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
by teddyissmall / 04/14/2014 at 2:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing… Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited… Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary…