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  • Town/Country : Indianapolis, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2360
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About wondercat40 : Hey! If you ever need to let off steam or anything or talk about thing, feel free to message me about it! I won't judge, and I don't bite :)

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Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work at a middle school. I've worked here for the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough for my own coworkers to recognize me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38689) - you deserved it (3001)

On 01/11/2013 at 8:11pm - work - by Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends (woman) - United States

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML


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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML


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On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, I watched Gigli. FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

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