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  • Town/Country : ft benning, ga, that big azz piece of land, that big azz piece of land, that big azz piece of land, that big azz piece of land
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  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About woRRdz : Ask and u shall receive
Lil info: im in the army, got two means of transportation so yes i can get around. Plus Im able to pay bills.

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Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22290) - you deserved it (2127)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26686) - you deserved it (11095)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28226) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)



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