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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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wizardcorn04's favorite FMLs

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42537) - you deserved it (9978)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

#20971159
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43107) - you deserved it (2973)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (2504)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (95515)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17714) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version



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