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by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:13pm / Sweden / Kids
by JD / 12/01/2013 at 7:43am / Australia (Tasmania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
by fleetingmemories / 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by awkwardpaul / 11/22/2013 at 5:18am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
by cAtaLanbLoOd / 10/24/2013 at 2:06am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Money
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
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