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About winston5 : All about Florida State football! Go Noles! >------>
Why am I up so early?
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Friday 27 March 2015