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About wikkedgurl : I'm 23
From Texas
I'm a college student. (Med student)
I'm a singer
I own one of all Apple products
I don't like rude people,be nice to others.
I love FML ...
N I preordered GTA5 for PS4...
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Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9637) - you deserved it (2562) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/02/2015 at 12:21am - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (664)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML

#21462582
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18665) - you deserved it (1341)

On 08/30/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Waterer - United States (California)

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

#21461787
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (3583)

On 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by still laughing (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML

#21460185
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20388) - you deserved it (1734)

On 08/24/2015 at 5:56pm - love - by wellthen - United States

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (12298)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML

#21459151
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23891) - you deserved it (1550)

On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23978) - you deserved it (5625)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17378) - you deserved it (28261)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20898) - you deserved it (8467)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

#21447619
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10759) - you deserved it (18955)

On 07/26/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by sarah4241 - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23818) - you deserved it (5304)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it 'hard and rough'. He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

#21444252
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25633) - you deserved it (1939)

On 07/19/2015 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by creepedout (woman) - United States (California)



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