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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 January 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90356) - you deserved it (5749)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:13am - intimacy - by tehhotness (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18982) - you deserved it (6664)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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