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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whyisitme12 : Student pilot, just trying to finish these last few yrs of high school, than college.

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whyisitme12's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

#20860349
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (13142)

On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

#20571214
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34160) - you deserved it (3548)

On 04/02/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML

#20138973
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (2331)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, my friend and I were walking home when we saw a patch of wet cement. Taking a page out of every single Disney movie ever made, we wrote our names in it. What Disney movies don't show is when the neighbors tattle on you and you have to pay $500 to get the cement redone. FML

#20132044
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8829) - you deserved it (29891)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19052) - you deserved it (24363)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (9350)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8065) - you deserved it (30084)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (2611)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

#19504619
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8708) - you deserved it (32958)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65453) - you deserved it (3148)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (5851)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43718) - you deserved it (2312)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

#18471857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32774) - you deserved it (3850)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48885) - you deserved it (5921)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35523) - you deserved it (4934)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved



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